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I'm Tim. I'm 23. I write for a living. It's neat.
May 25
New Candidate for Greatest Resume Ever Technically, it’s a cover letter, but we’ll let that slide as we offer this man a corner office and all the ninja stars he can handle.

New Candidate for Greatest Resume Ever

Technically, it’s a cover letter, but we’ll let that slide as we offer this man a corner office and all the ninja stars he can handle.

(Source: funnyordie)